The Sherpa Who Asked For Caviar

There was an incident in the year 1069BC, where a Sherpa official asked for one measly bead of caviar, to feed his starving and diseased sherpa village of 50 000 sherpas. As he walked up to the 100,000 steps of the Hugeaux palace inside of Mount Everest, he decided that he would take the risk and ask for some caviar to feed his starving village.

The now 3 month old toddler, Hugeaux, lay on his throne of caviar, enrobed in a platinum-gold jacket and wearing a crown of gold encrusted caviar. As he saw the lowly peasant walk up the steps, he rose from his solid gold throne, stepping over the now 100,000,000 tonnes of caviar he now possessed in the throne room. The Sherpa official fell to the ground, not daring to set his eyes on the toddler, who now had a bionic arm powered by caviar and made of solid gold and molten diamonds. The Sherpa official stammered, saying 'sssssire, our village is starving, our people are dying.'

The quick witted toddler replied, ' what are you suggesting?' his voice laced with livid hate.

Now, the Sherpa was stammering in extreme fear.

'y-y-y-y-y-y-your m-majesty, you have so much........caviar'

Hugeaux's baby eyes lighted up with a demonic fury that eroded the very soul of the sherpa. No one had dared ask for caviar from master Hugeaux.

'INSOLENT WIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,' raged Hugeaux as he slapped the sherpa with his bionic arm. Ironically, the arm let out a trail of caviar and gold flakes as the sherpa was sent flying out the throne room of Mount Everest, creating an earth shattering avalanche. The sherpa was instantly split in half and one half of the deceased sherpa was was sent flying into the stratosphere and out into space. Orbiting space, this half of the sherpa orbited the earth for 3083 years. The remnants of this half of the sherpa brought down flights MH30 and MH17 in 2013. The other half however, landed on the earth after breaking the space time continuum, travelling at the speed of light, ripping a hole through space time, went back in time to the days of the dinosaur, landing on the earth in the earth shattering meteorite that is now educated as the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs.