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This wiki describes the birth, legend and adventures of Master Hugeaux and all affiliated characters. Legally, this wiki does not exist.

The Birth of a Legend
Although many people debate over the origins of Master Hugeaux, his origins stretch back to around 3600BC, where the spirit of Oliveaux arose from the depths of the Nile Delta.

The Egyptians hailed Oliveaux as a god, making him the first pharaoh of Egypt and crowning him with a crown of pure gold encrusted caviar. He enjoyed this lap of luxury, but later returned to his roots, finding acceptance in a farming community in Thebes. But Oliveaux's lust for caviar took him over and he established a manor in the Himalayan Mountains of Nepal. Through the next millennia, he saw generations pass by and as an immortal object, decided to take over the western world.

Assembling an army of Sherpa People, Oliveaux stormed into China and Japan taking them swiftly then taking over Russia, and by 3000BC, he had killed over 500 000 men and enslaved over 1 million, sending them to his hometown of Egypt to construct the great pyramids of Oliveaux. By the end of 2000BC he had enslaved 20 million people and taken over the world.

But there was one thing that he was missing; an heir. So Master Oliveaux gathered his best Sherpa scientists, paying them in pure gold, to make a cloning machine. As Master Oliveaux departed to the Mariana Trench for his 4 millennium hibernation, a legend was born; Hugeaux.

Born in Oliveaux's fortress, which now mortals study as Mount Everest, he was tended to by the top Sherpa maids. By the age of 2 months, he learnt the art of world domination, enforcing an iron grip on his now puny Sherpa slaves. An overwhelming feeling passed over Hugeaux, with his endless desire of caviar taking priority over everything else. So he sent 20,000 Sherpas down deep inside the Mariana Trench, commanding them to construct a caviar farm. The sherpas, of course, drowned as they had no breathing equipment.

Enraged, the toddler Hugeaux commanded an elite special ops sherpa tag team to undergo a covert operation to collect the world's caviar. This team was called Hugeaux Team 7. The descendants of these 20 sherpas, upon coming of the age 69, would undergo Master Hugeaux’s operation of collecting the entire worlds' caviar.

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