The Bionic Arm of Caviar

The Creation of "The bionic arm of Caviar"

On the 20th of April, 2069 BC (Black Caviar), Master Hugeaux grew tired of razing Sherpa villages unaided. This became particularly apparent after the famous razing in Pompeii. Master Hugeaux wanted something powerful to help him decimate disobedient Sherpas. Master Hugeaux sent his Sherpa specialists to study the manner in which Master Hugeaux razed Sherpa villages. After vigorous studying, a Sherpa by the name of Dong Nguyen created "The Bionic Arm of Caviar." Powered by nuclear fusion combining Albino Sturgeon Caviar atoms (Sc), the bionic arm is able to raze Sherpa villages at a rate of 30V/Second. With a single Sc atom, Master Hugeaux's bionic arm is powered for 69 years on standby. The battery life drops to 42.0 days whilst continually razing villages. Such power could only be only wielded by the epitome of human perfection that is Master Hugeaux. However Master Dong (sometimes known as "The Doing") attempted to wield it. Fortunately for the Sherpa vigilante, Master Hugeaux managed to pry the Bionic arm off Master Doing's body.

Enraged at the lack of discipline within his Sherpa officials, Master Hugeaux cursed Doing to spend eternity playing DoTA and attending school, similar to Dunce Boing Boing's punishment. Furthermore, to ensure that "The Doing" would never revolt again, Master Hugeaux shrunk his approximate height to 0.69nm.

Specifications of "The Bionic Arm of Caviar"

A nuclear fission core powered by Albino Sturgeon Caviar atoms.

Wire guided atomic missile launcher.

Personal shield deployer.

69 K Terawatt laser blaster.