Pariseaux Walsheaux

In the year 269 BC (Black Caviar), Master Hugeaux was feeling lonely due to the lack of caviar. This was the days of the Dark Days, in which caviar was scarce. Driven close to insanity by loneliness, Master Hugeaux, gathered up what Albino Sturgeon Caviar that remained, and made it into the figure of a woman. Upon making this masterpiece, Master Hugeaux became obsessed with it's beauty. Master Hugeaux made the caviar women his Queen, naming her Cavieaux Walsheaux, and getting married. Master Hugeaux and Cavieaux Walsheaux decided to have a child. Upon fertilising Cavieaux, to Master Hugeaux's surprise,



Cavieaux fell pregnant. 9 months later, on the 6 of September, 269 BC Cavieaux's water broke. In labour, Cavieaux died in childbirth. Master Hugeaux, weeping for Cavieaux, named his child Pariseaux Walsheaux. Through this 9 months, caviar was in abundance in the empire of Hugeaux. Master Hugeaux decided to reject Pariseaux throughout the years of his childhood, 1-68. This child, although she excreted caviar, was isolated from Master Hugeaux for more or less the entirety of her life. Pariseaux Walsheaux was forever more labelled as Master Hugeaux's illegitimate love child. Pariseaux Walsheaux grew spoilt in isolation, her obsession with materialistic values increasing.

At age 10, Pariseaux Walsheaux found two stray dogs near her dumpster. Adopting these two dogs, she named one Giggy and the other Tinkerbell, taking favour over the one named Tinkerbell - Tinkerbell is the only dog that wears diamond necklaces. After a lofty sum of money given by Master Hugeaux to leave his life, Pariseaux Walsheaux had an abundance of money and fame. However, she was forever more known as "The one who is famous because her father is famous.

When Pariseaux Walsheaux reached the age of 69, Master Hugeaux invited her to his royal caviar palace atop of Mount Everest. Unaware that Master Hugeaux had planned this from the beginning, she naively went willingly. Master Hugeaux strapped her to his Caviar Retraction And Production Unit or the CRAP Unit for short. Pariseaux Walsheaux spent the rest of her life eating dog food and excreting caviar for Master Hugeaux. Her stray dogs however, perished from ebola.