The Bible of Hugeaux

Genesis:

Hugeaux saw that the world was barren, and filled with only Sherpas. By using the power of his caviar, he said " let there be man" and so there was man. He sent a few thousand of his Sherpas to act as supervisors of the men, and permitted them to stay atop Mt Everest, so that they could oversee the men.

One day however, the first man he had created, "Adameaux," bit into the forbidden caviar tree, and was the first being to have ever stolen Caviar from Hugeaux.

Hugeaux was so enraged that he banished him and his wife from Caviarland, and sent them throughout the earth.

Many hundreds of years later, the humans had found a way to attain caviar by themselves, so Hugeaux was again enraged. He punished the humans by sending in a mighty flood so that only one man named "Noaheaux" and his kin would survive.