Caviar Chivalry

Caviar Chivalry was developed by Master Hugeaux himself, after one of the elite Hugeaux Team 7 perished after inhaling caviar fumes.

Caviar Chivalry states that:

Sherpas:

1. All sherpas must contribute a tonne of caviar to Master Hugeaux in their lifetime.

2. The wage for a sherpa is 1/10000000th of a bead of caviar per year.

3. Descendants of the original Hugeaux team 7 upon reaching the age of manhood, 69, must join the quest to scour the earth of its caviar.

Breathing Apparatus:

All Sherpas will begin with the lowest breathing apparatus and get promoted to higher breathing apparatus as Master Hugeaux dictates. The order of breathing apparatuses is as follows:

Normal Breathing apparatuses:

1. Master Hugeaux's deluxe, triple distilled, pure oxygen from the glaciers of Bordeaux, costing more than the American GDP per gram.

2. Master Hugeaux's royal caviar farts.

3. Normal Air.

4. Pure Oxygen

5. Pure Helium

6. Pure Nitrogen

7. Pure Hydrogen

Punishment Breathing apparatuses:

8. Not allowed to breathe

9. Car exhaust

10. Liquid Nitrogen

11. Pure Brimstone

12. Solid Asbestos

13. Pure AIDs

14. Cyanide

15. Ebola